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Take me to the Witches' Road!

2
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I don't know
where you heard about The Road,

3
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but it will kill you.

4
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It'll give you
the thing you want most.

5
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But we do need a coven to access The Road.

6
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Lilia. I need a Divination Witch.

7
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Jen!

8
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I need a Potions guy.

9
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Alice Wu Gulliver?
We're looking for a Protection Witch

10
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to join us on the Witches' Road.
What do you say?

11
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Where's our Green Witch?

12
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Oh, I know who it is.
I'll just go get her.

13
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- You look fabulous!
- Thank you, Mrs. Hart.

14
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- No, my real name is Sharon Davis.
- Right.

15
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All we need to do is sing the Ballad,
and a door will appear.

16
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Because we should really go, like,
right now.

17
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It's exactly how I pictured it.

18
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Yes.

19
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It suits you.

20
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You didn't think it was real, did ya?

21
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And you did?

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You know what this is?

23
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This is a kidnapping,

24
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and I think it is high time
we involve the local authorities.

25
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Are we gonna ignore the fact
that something chased us down here?

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Chased Agatha.

27
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Okay, no cell service.

28
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Well, whatever chased Agatha down here,
it's our problem now.

29
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Is that because covens share
blessings and burdens alike?

30
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Someone really needs to call
this kid's parents.

31
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I'm 100% positive
they're asleep. Unless...

32
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Is this like perpetual night?
Like, as a vibe?

33
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Okay. I am a member
of the Westview Historical Society.

34
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All I would've expected to see down here

35
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were remnants
of our failed public transit system.

36
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Helpful interjection, random woman
with no obvious magical qualities.

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- Hey, she has a name! It's Mrs. Hart.
- Sharon.

38
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Well, whoever she is,
she has no business on The Road.

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- That's what I'm saying.
- Anyone can be a witch with training.

40
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Which puts the rest of us
in even more danger

41
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and we don't even know
what we're up against.

42
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"Tame your fears."

43
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That's what we're up against.

44
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Our worst nightmares.

45
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But in what form?

46
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Trials.

47
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At least that's what the song says.

48
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What are they like?

49
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The Road will test us

50
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and our knowledge of the craft.

51
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One trial for each skill.

52
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How do we pass them without any power?

53
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Well, there's always analog magic.

54
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You know, labor-intensive,
manual acts of magic.

55
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Witchcraft, emphasis on the craft.

56
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Again, who are you?

57
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I'm...

58
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Well, I'll be.
Someone's put a sigil on that boy.

59
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A what?

60
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Don't look at me. I didn't put
that clumsy glamour on him.

61
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Sigils are beneath me.

62
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A "sigil" is a spell?

63
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A sigil is a redaction spell
that hides something.

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In this case, you, from witch folk.

65
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Looks like Agatha
brought a sparkly little mystery with her.

66
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She was probably trying
to keep him all to herself.

67
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Why would someone wanna hide me?

68
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Look.

69
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I have no idea what's under that sigil.

70
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He could be something special,

71
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or he could be a pest that a cranky witch
stashed under a rock.

72
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We can crack him open later.

73
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The real value
lies at the end of The Road.

74
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So...

75
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If you want to unbind,

76
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and you want to reverse your fortune,

77
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and you wanna find out
what happened to mommy,

78
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and you...

79
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Wait, where's Mrs. Hart?

80
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I mean, you take your eyes
off of her for two seconds...

81
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Don't touch me.

82
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Oh, my God.

83
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There has to be a way outta here.

84
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Oh. Oh!

85
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Okay. Okay. Okay.

86
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Catching my breath.

87
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Catching my breath. Okay.

88
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What in the world! Stop! Stop!
No, no, oh, my God.

89
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No, this came from Talbots.
You can't have it.

90
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Stop! Oh, my God.

91
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No...

92
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Where is she?

93
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Mrs. Hart?

94
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Help me! Getting lower, witch people.

95
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This has been a very, very bad day.
Oh, my God!

96
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- Mrs. Hart!
- This is not the way to go!

97
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- Oh, my God!
- Yeah, okay. Come on.

98
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Okay, all right. Here we go.

99
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I'm not gonna...

100
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Jeezy Louisey!

101
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You can't just walk off
The Road like that.

102
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This is just a really, really,
really horrible party.

103
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Well, I thought that
this was pretty obvious.

104
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But for the uninitiated,

105
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rule number one,

106
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- do not step off The Road.
- Oh.

107
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"I stray not from the path."

108
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Yes, thank you, Teen.

109
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So, if we just follow the instructions
of the Ballad,

110
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we'll be safe as kittens. Okay?

111
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Well, I don't know how you expect me
to walk and walk and walk

112
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- when there is nowhere to walk to?
- Right.

113
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Look.

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Was that there before?

115
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We should stop asking that question.

116
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Now, this is a house.

117
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Right off your vision board.

118
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Maybe this is the end.

119
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That would be such a bummer.

120
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Sorry.

121
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The phases of the moon.

122
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- It's full. The water phase.
- Huh.

123
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So what do we do?

124
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Well, we don't wanna surprise anyone.

125
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Don't we?

126
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It's not exactly
the stuff of nightmares.

127
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The Road changes for the coven.

128
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It changed us, too.

129
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My amulets.

130
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You still got 'em.

131
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It's giving "middle-aged second chance
at love" vibes and I'm here for it.

132
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Definitely a sip-your-tea-
with-both-hands kinda place.

133
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I look like one of my customers.

134
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These don't open.

135
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Oh, my God!

136
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Bury me in that kitchen.

137
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Have you seen Huge Tiny Lies?

138
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It's Huge Tiny Lies everywhere.

139
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Check this out.

140
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What is this? A wedding?
Please God, not a baby shower.

141
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"The Witches' Road cordially invites you
to The First Trial."

142
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It's a riddle.

143
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"My age has value. I'm no fun alone.

144
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"I mess with your mind,
my tricks are well-known."

145
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That's a gorgeous card stock.

146
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Double-sided, too.

147
00:10:03,540 --> 00:10:04,790
What does it mean?

148
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That it's really expensive.

149
00:10:07,620 --> 00:10:10,250
"My age has value, no fun alone,

150
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"I mess with your mind,
my tricks are well-known..."

151
00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,660
- Sounds like a witch.
- Sounds like you.

152
00:10:18,790 --> 00:10:19,950
Wine!

153
00:10:20,660 --> 00:10:23,950
That's it. Ten points for Mrs. Hart.

154
00:10:24,620 --> 00:10:26,040
Ten points for what now?

155
00:10:31,950 --> 00:10:34,040
Wait, we don't know what'll happen
if we drink it.

156
00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:36,540
Sure we do. Something terrible.

157
00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:39,950
But if we don't follow
these obvious breadcrumbs,

158
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we can't move forward
and we won't get to big prize,

159
00:10:42,290 --> 00:10:43,950
so does anybody have a corkscrew?

160
00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:46,540
- There's a built-in bar.
- Oh.

161
00:10:46,540 --> 00:10:48,000
And I will help you.

162
00:10:53,660 --> 00:10:55,830
Hey, a bit of advice.

163
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Yeah?

164
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Watch your back with Agatha.

165
00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:02,830
I know how people feel about her.

166
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Did you know she traded her own child
for the Book of the Damned?

167
00:11:11,620 --> 00:11:12,700
That can't be true.

168
00:11:13,700 --> 00:11:16,620
Nah. Yeah, you're probably right.

169
00:11:17,450 --> 00:11:18,660
But that is what people say.

170
00:11:19,410 --> 00:11:21,330
They say no one knows
what happened to him.

171
00:11:21,950 --> 00:11:24,080
They say he might be dead.

172
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Others say he might be a demon

173
00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:30,500
or an agent of Mephisto.

174
00:11:31,580 --> 00:11:35,040
But hey, that's what happens when you have
Agatha Harkness as your mom, right?

175
00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:38,250
I doubt she'd even recognize her own son
if he showed up at her doorstep.

176
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Oh, found it.

177
00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:49,870
Ooh, healthy pour.

178
00:11:55,660 --> 00:11:58,160
If you're waiting for charcuterie,
I don't think it's coming.

179
00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:06,580
Oh, okay. Wow.

180
00:12:10,870 --> 00:12:14,040
I have had a very hard day.
Do not judge me.

181
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So...

182
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To harbingers of doom?

183
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To the prize.

184
00:12:42,790 --> 00:12:44,370
- Here we go.
- Can I have some?

185
00:12:44,370 --> 00:12:45,620
- No!
- You bet.

186
00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:51,500
Should we take the girl talk to the sofa?

187
00:13:21,410 --> 00:13:23,410
- Hey.
- Hey.

188
00:13:23,410 --> 00:13:26,660
I really like your tattoo.
Where'd you get it?

189
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Nowhere.

190
00:13:29,870 --> 00:13:30,910
Okay.

191
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Got it in Colorado.

192
00:13:40,910 --> 00:13:42,580
My mom was playing Red Rocks.

193
00:13:43,870 --> 00:13:46,910
That symbol wards off curses, right?

194
00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:50,370
She, uh...

195
00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:54,290
made me get it,

196
00:13:55,830 --> 00:13:59,290
'cause she said all the women
in our family were cursed.

197
00:14:03,660 --> 00:14:04,660
She wasn't well.

198
00:14:07,330 --> 00:14:08,330
How old were you?

199
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:11,410
Thirteen, maybe.

200
00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:17,700
A lot happened to me at thirteen too.

201
00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:23,290
I miss your eyeliner.

202
00:14:23,290 --> 00:14:24,620
But the hair is cute.

203
00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:33,540
Okay, so a witch is really
just another name for a bad girl,

204
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:34,620
is that right?

205
00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:36,830
That is extremely reductive.

206
00:14:36,830 --> 00:14:38,120
We are not a monolith.

207
00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:39,660
And, you know, I blame Halloween.

208
00:14:39,660 --> 00:14:41,290
Do you see any pointy hats in here?

209
00:14:41,290 --> 00:14:44,830
Any green skin? Any brooms? No, sir.

210
00:14:44,830 --> 00:14:48,700
Well, I'm not saying
that I wanna join the club or anything,

211
00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:51,200
but I would drink the blood of a virgin

212
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,620
if it would smooth out
some of these wrinkles.

213
00:14:54,540 --> 00:14:56,870
Oh, my God!
- Oh, God.

214
00:14:58,580 --> 00:15:01,160
Oh, you are so sweet.

215
00:15:01,790 --> 00:15:04,200
I don't really think
I need it, either.

216
00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:08,830
Okay, so, Mrs. Hart?

217
00:15:08,830 --> 00:15:10,950
Sharon.
Sharon,

218
00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:15,200
you're a little swollen.

219
00:15:16,910 --> 00:15:17,910
Is it bad?

220
00:15:17,910 --> 00:15:19,580
I think she looks fantastic.

221
00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:22,250
We've been poisoned.
What?

222
00:15:22,830 --> 00:15:24,080
No, no, no.
I need a mirror.

223
00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:26,370
Does my face look that bad?
Let me see.

224
00:15:26,370 --> 00:15:29,540
Oh, my God! I have jowls!

225
00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:32,620
My face!
My formerly perfect face!

226
00:15:32,620 --> 00:15:35,500
Honestly, I don't hate it.

227
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:38,000
Oh, my God. Is that what I look like?

228
00:15:38,660 --> 00:15:40,540
- Yeah.
- Mrs. Hart.

229
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:43,790
It's Sharon.

230
00:15:43,790 --> 00:15:45,910
You are so pretty.

231
00:15:45,910 --> 00:15:47,200
Thank you.

232
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:50,200
But since you were the first to drink,
you're our canary in coal mine.

233
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,500
Okay.

234
00:15:52,950 --> 00:15:56,200
- No, it's poisoned, Sharon. Remember?
- Why don't you just let her drink it all?

235
00:15:56,950 --> 00:15:57,950
Uh...

236
00:15:59,870 --> 00:16:02,870
It just serves our best interest is all.

237
00:16:02,870 --> 00:16:06,700
Okay. I'm gonna ask you a few questions
so we can try to identify the toxin, okay?

238
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:08,910
Do you feel a tingling
in the back of your throat?

239
00:16:08,910 --> 00:16:11,410
- No.
- Do you taste mulberries?

240
00:16:11,410 --> 00:16:13,500
What do mulberries taste like?

241
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:16,250
Do you hear any ringing
or the sound of fairies crying?

242
00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:18,910
- Huh?
- I love you, guys.

243
00:16:22,580 --> 00:16:23,620
What?

244
00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:24,950
I feel a little better.

245
00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:27,080
Your face is back to normal.

246
00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:28,500
- Thank goodness.
- Is mine?

247
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:30,080
It's gone.
Phew!

248
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:32,000
It went away so fast.
Is that it?

249
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,830
Yay.
- Not "yay."

250
00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:35,750
Very much not "yay."

251
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,160
What do you mean?

252
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:40,540
The fact that the face swelling
decreased so quickly

253
00:16:40,540 --> 00:16:42,450
means it could be only one type of poison,

254
00:16:43,290 --> 00:16:44,500
Alewife's Revenge.

255
00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:46,620
Face swelling is just the beginning.

256
00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:49,870
Next is dizziness, delirium,
loss of motor function.

257
00:16:50,450 --> 00:16:52,200
My heart's racing.

258
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,450
That's another one.

259
00:16:53,910 --> 00:16:56,580
Also, hallucinations, and eventually...

260
00:16:58,750 --> 00:16:59,950
Death.

261
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:03,500
How do you spell "Alewife"?

262
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,040
I've gotta get outta here.

263
00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:07,540
Agatha, what are you doing?

264
00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:09,620
Stop!
It'll break.

265
00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:12,200
She can't keep doing it!
She's gone crazy.

266
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:15,290
You can't run from the poison.

267
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:20,040
She didn't drink the poison.
You can't cheat, Agatha.

268
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,540
- Why? Who says?
- The Road.

269
00:17:22,540 --> 00:17:26,040
Oh, that's ridiculous!
We don't all have to suffer.

270
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:27,370
Teen didn't drink.

271
00:17:27,370 --> 00:17:29,500
He's not in the coven. And he's underage!

272
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:32,040
I'm gonna shove it down
your gullet, so help me...

273
00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:34,200
You know what?

274
00:17:34,580 --> 00:17:35,750
- No!
- Yeah. Mmm!

275
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:37,790
On the upholstery?

276
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:38,870
We are wasting time!

277
00:17:38,870 --> 00:17:42,290
- You have to drink, Agatha.
- Well, I would, but there's no more wine.

278
00:17:42,290 --> 00:17:43,370
So...

279
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,370
So cute.

280
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:55,620
Drink.

281
00:17:58,580 --> 00:18:00,790
Fine. Then, I will.

282
00:18:00,790 --> 00:18:02,120
No!

283
00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:13,000
Ugh!

284
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:23,700
Ugh! It's so cheap.

285
00:18:24,290 --> 00:18:26,620
Please, please.

286
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:30,830
Wanda? Wanda, I'm begging you.

287
00:18:31,450 --> 00:18:34,580
Let him breathe. Please.

288
00:18:41,330 --> 00:18:43,120
So the hallucinations seem chill.

289
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,120
Hey, Potions Witch.

290
00:18:46,450 --> 00:18:48,200
It's time to brew an antidote.

291
00:18:54,410 --> 00:18:55,450
All right.

292
00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:59,200
Let's see what we're working with here.

293
00:19:00,790 --> 00:19:04,830
I need frankincense
and the gut of a eusocial insect.

294
00:19:04,830 --> 00:19:06,620
- We'll handle that first part.
- Okay.

295
00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:09,580
I need a corpse that's been decaying
for at least 30 million years.

296
00:19:09,580 --> 00:19:11,160
Is that something that's available?

297
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:13,120
'Cause I don't know
what you're talking about.

298
00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:15,870
Why do I have to translate?
It's zooplankton.

299
00:19:15,870 --> 00:19:19,080
- It's in petroleum products.
- That we maybe can do.

300
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:20,750
Lilia, let's go.
- Okay.

301
00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:22,200
After you. Go. Andale.

302
00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:26,330
Okay, now I just need
a really big cauldron.

303
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:31,540
That could work.

304
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,040
No car. No gas.

305
00:19:38,370 --> 00:19:39,580
Okay, okay.

306
00:19:40,450 --> 00:19:42,500
Okay, I'm thinking petroleum...

307
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:46,040
Jelly! Jelly.

308
00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:48,750
We'll get it.
How will we find it?

309
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:53,330
Oh! Of course Jen's skincare
made it to The Road.

310
00:19:53,330 --> 00:19:56,910
But it's all organic, right?
I mean, there's no petroleum in there.

311
00:19:57,040 --> 00:20:00,580
Hmm. I know a snake oil salesman
when I see one.

312
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,620
I say we call her bluff.

313
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:04,620
Try to save Agatha.

314
00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:08,250
Uh... Uh...

315
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,910
Yes, I love this plan.

316
00:20:09,910 --> 00:20:12,910
I just think we should find
the ingredients first, though, right?

317
00:20:13,370 --> 00:20:14,580
Hmm.

318
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:15,870
- Right.
- All right.

319
00:20:15,870 --> 00:20:16,950
- Okay.
- Okay.

320
00:20:23,580 --> 00:20:25,910
There's nothing of use in here.
Let's keep going.

321
00:20:26,450 --> 00:20:27,450
Wait.

322
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,540
Is that eucalyptus?

323
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,160
Essential oils.

324
00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:08,250
Eye of newt.

325
00:21:15,950 --> 00:21:18,040
Also known as mustard seed.

326
00:21:53,450 --> 00:21:54,450
Mom?

327
00:22:04,620 --> 00:22:09,830
You are an inconvenient woman.

328
00:22:37,410 --> 00:22:40,540
Mom? Are you really here?

329
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:46,160
Your grandmother died today.

330
00:22:49,540 --> 00:22:54,330
Thousands of miles away, and I could
still feel it when it happened.

331
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:57,620
It's my turn now.

332
00:22:58,750 --> 00:23:00,370
It's gonna kill me.

333
00:23:00,370 --> 00:23:01,830
Don't say that.

334
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:28,160
And now,

335
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,410
you're nothing.

336
00:23:33,330 --> 00:23:36,700
I can't protect you!

337
00:23:58,250 --> 00:23:59,410
Okay.

338
00:24:01,790 --> 00:24:03,160
Alice.

339
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:10,450
I found the frankincense.

340
00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:13,620
- Let's go back to the kitchen.
- Yeah.

341
00:24:17,830 --> 00:24:18,830
You okay?

342
00:24:19,660 --> 00:24:20,700
No.

343
00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:23,500
Are you?

344
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:25,450
Definitely not.

345
00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:27,950
We got the frankincense.

346
00:24:27,950 --> 00:24:30,870
Did you check the pantry
for the gut of a eusocial insect?

347
00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:33,120
Yeah.

348
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,200
That's just a gross term
for honey, isn't it?

349
00:24:36,910 --> 00:24:37,910
Yeah.

350
00:24:37,910 --> 00:24:42,040
Okay, we've got ours,
what's next?

351
00:24:46,330 --> 00:24:47,330
What is that?

352
00:24:55,540 --> 00:24:56,620
Is that...

353
00:24:58,250 --> 00:24:59,250
Salt water.

354
00:24:59,830 --> 00:25:01,250
Are we underwater right now?

355
00:25:01,910 --> 00:25:03,660
How long is that gonna hold?

356
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,700
And what happens when it breaks?

357
00:25:07,910 --> 00:25:09,080
No, thank you.

358
00:25:09,950 --> 00:25:11,950
All right.
Get those pears outta the way.

359
00:25:11,950 --> 00:25:13,370
Yeah, yeah. I know. I know.

360
00:25:13,370 --> 00:25:15,120
Come on, Jen.
So nicely.

361
00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:16,290
Hurry up, hurry up.

362
00:25:17,580 --> 00:25:18,580
Okay.

363
00:25:19,950 --> 00:25:22,950
The elements need to be added
in a certain order,

364
00:25:22,950 --> 00:25:26,500
in a specific time,
starting with guts and eye.

365
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,000
Okay.

366
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:31,450
All right. Next is frankincense.

367
00:25:31,450 --> 00:25:33,250
No, no, no. No, wait. Get outta here.

368
00:25:33,830 --> 00:25:35,040
Where's the zooplankton?

369
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:36,500
- Ooh.
- Here.

370
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,750
All natural or not, Jen?

371
00:25:39,750 --> 00:25:41,200
- Drop it in.
- I knew it.

372
00:25:43,450 --> 00:25:45,750
Right now?
- Obviously. Yes, three drops.

373
00:25:45,750 --> 00:25:47,790
- Okay.
- Take your time.

374
00:25:47,790 --> 00:25:49,580
- Oh, my God.
- Let me help you.

375
00:25:50,370 --> 00:25:52,290
One, two, three.

376
00:25:56,450 --> 00:25:58,620
- It's working. It's working, right?
- Okay.

377
00:25:59,910 --> 00:26:01,790
- Huh.
- What? What's wrong?

378
00:26:02,290 --> 00:26:04,700
Any bright ideas
on how to set this sink to boil?

379
00:26:04,700 --> 00:26:06,200
You didn't think of this before?

380
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:09,370
In the middle of a traumatic
hallucination? No, Agatha, I did not!

381
00:26:10,450 --> 00:26:12,910
- Is there a sous vide?
- Oh, brilliant.

382
00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,200
That's something people know about?

383
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,750
It's a super fancy cooking tool.

384
00:26:16,750 --> 00:26:20,250
It heats water to a specific temperature,
so you can cook your meat evenly.

385
00:26:20,250 --> 00:26:22,500
- My dad loves his.
- Ah, cute.

386
00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:24,620
- Teen!
- Yeah.

387
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:28,830
I need you to stir
with your dominant hand, counterclockwise.

388
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:31,200
- To the left.
- Right.

389
00:26:31,790 --> 00:26:34,290
Everyone, pull a strand
of hair outta your head now.

390
00:26:34,290 --> 00:26:37,120
A single hair only. Everybody, hurry up.

391
00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:21,160
Agatha!

392
00:27:26,450 --> 00:27:27,450
What did you see?

393
00:27:31,290 --> 00:27:32,290
Nothing.

394
00:27:32,290 --> 00:27:34,620
Agatha, we need your hair.

395
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:39,410
Okay, wait.

396
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:42,290
Now.

397
00:27:42,290 --> 00:27:44,410
Stop stirring.
Okay.

398
00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:46,620
- We need to clasp hands...
- Okay.

399
00:27:46,620 --> 00:27:47,830
...and clear your minds.

400
00:27:48,410 --> 00:27:51,580
Once our intentions are aligned,
it will glow bright cerulean.

401
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:55,660
- Yeah. What're our intentions again?
- To not die.

402
00:28:00,620 --> 00:28:02,700
I get cerulean and chartreuse confused.

403
00:28:02,700 --> 00:28:04,120
Is cerulean the green one?

404
00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:06,660
- No, it's blue.
- Then it's not workin'.

405
00:28:08,830 --> 00:28:12,120
It's like a blue-green, maybe like a teal?

406
00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:14,950
- It's green, Teen.
- Something is wrong.

407
00:28:14,950 --> 00:28:17,500
- I must have forgot something.
- One minute left.

408
00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:19,200
- What did you forget?
- I don't know!

409
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:22,500
I've never made this potion before!
I make retinol serums, for Christ's sake!

410
00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:25,000
- Fifty seconds.
- There was a time where I would be able

411
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,790
to just solve this
with a wave of my hand, but now?

412
00:28:27,790 --> 00:28:29,330
I'm bound.

413
00:28:29,660 --> 00:28:30,870
He stole my magic.

414
00:28:31,830 --> 00:28:33,410
- We're all going to die here.
- No.

415
00:28:33,410 --> 00:28:35,290
I do not wanna die here.

416
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,200
This is not where I die.

417
00:28:39,750 --> 00:28:41,500
I have always hated you.

418
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,250
If this is a pep talk...

419
00:28:43,250 --> 00:28:45,160
But I left you alone

420
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,450
because what you were doing was important.

421
00:28:48,450 --> 00:28:51,950
Not this Kale Kare crap, the real work.

422
00:28:52,620 --> 00:28:54,700
You can be that witch again.

423
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:58,080
They can take your power, Jen,

424
00:28:58,750 --> 00:29:00,870
but they can't take your knowledge.

425
00:29:03,580 --> 00:29:04,580
Jen?

426
00:29:05,450 --> 00:29:06,450
Blood.

427
00:29:07,330 --> 00:29:08,580
Whose and how much?

428
00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,540
We need the blood of the unpoisoned.

429
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:15,040
Thirty seconds.

430
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,370
Thanks for being underage.
Agatha!

431
00:29:24,750 --> 00:29:26,000
Not yet, not yet.

432
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,000
Now!

433
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,330
Oh, my God.

434
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:54,620
The timer's still ticking.
- Mrs. Hart!

435
00:29:56,290 --> 00:29:57,790
Take it. Take it.

436
00:29:57,790 --> 00:29:59,290
Pass, pass.
Here, here.

437
00:29:59,410 --> 00:30:00,660
God!
You can do it.

438
00:30:00,660 --> 00:30:02,290
Is she awake?
Drink. Lift her head.

439
00:30:02,290 --> 00:30:04,580
Careful not to spill it.
Dump it in her mouth.

440
00:30:04,580 --> 00:30:06,080
Oh...

441
00:30:08,700 --> 00:30:09,950
Did it work?

442
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:20,450
Is that our exit?

443
00:30:22,750 --> 00:30:24,950
I am not climbing in an oven.

444
00:30:25,830 --> 00:30:28,200
That happened to a friend of mine,
she had a lovely house,

445
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:29,410
and she ended up...

446
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,000
Move it.

447
00:30:37,290 --> 00:30:38,500
Okay.

448
00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:39,790
Nope. Nope.

449
00:30:40,370 --> 00:30:41,580
Help me with her!

450
00:30:41,580 --> 00:30:42,870
Not a chance.

451
00:30:42,870 --> 00:30:45,290
We don't know what happens
if we leave her behind.

452
00:30:45,410 --> 00:30:47,000
Fine!

453
00:30:48,910 --> 00:30:50,660
I'll grab her feet.
Get her to her back.

454
00:30:50,660 --> 00:30:52,080
Support her head. Now, lift.

455
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,250
God, she's so little,
why is she so heavy?

456
00:30:54,830 --> 00:30:55,910
We got it, we got it.

457
00:30:55,910 --> 00:30:59,080
Just shove her in there.
Just shove her, shove her in there.

458
00:31:00,950 --> 00:31:02,000
- You next!
- Okay, okay.

459
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:06,620
All right. Me next!

460
00:31:49,450 --> 00:31:50,660
A little rusty there, Jen?

461
00:31:51,290 --> 00:31:53,080
A little traitorous there, Agatha?
Stop.

462
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:55,250
We're alive.

463
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:57,870
We made it through the first test.

464
00:31:58,910 --> 00:32:00,410
Everyone is safe.

465
00:32:00,410 --> 00:32:01,620
Not everyone.

466
00:32:03,620 --> 00:32:04,790
Sharon's dead.

467
00:32:17,410 --> 00:32:18,540
Who's Sharon?

468
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:22,370
♪ Off with your head ♪

469
00:32:23,830 --> 00:32:25,250
♪ Dance 'til you're dead ♪

470
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:28,500
♪ Heads will roll ♪

471
00:32:28,870 --> 00:32:30,290
♪ Heads will roll ♪

472
00:32:30,830 --> 00:32:31,910
♪ Heads will roll ♪

473
00:32:31,910 --> 00:32:33,200
♪ On the floor ♪

474
00:32:34,370 --> 00:32:36,370
♪ Glitter on the wet streets ♪

475
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:40,080
♪ Silver over everything ♪

476
00:32:41,540 --> 00:32:43,200
♪ The river's all wet ♪

477
00:32:44,790 --> 00:32:46,040
♪ You're all chrome ♪

478
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:50,950
♪ Dripping with alchemy ♪

479
00:32:52,620 --> 00:32:54,410
♪ Shiver, stop shivering ♪

480
00:32:55,950 --> 00:32:57,660
♪ The glitter's all wet ♪

481
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:00,370
♪ You're all chrome ♪

482
00:33:03,370 --> 00:33:07,040
♪ The men cry out, the girls cry out ♪

483
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,410
♪The men cry out, oh no ♪

484
00:33:10,540 --> 00:33:14,410
♪ The men cry out, the girls cry out ♪

485
00:33:14,410 --> 00:33:16,790
♪ The men cry out, oh no ♪

486
00:33:17,700 --> 00:33:21,950
♪ Oh, oh ♪

487
00:33:24,950 --> 00:33:29,120
♪ Oh, oh ♪

488
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,040
♪ Off, off with your head ♪

489
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,910
♪ Dance, dance 'til you're dead ♪

490
00:33:39,950 --> 00:33:41,200
♪ Heads will roll ♪

491
00:33:41,830 --> 00:33:42,950
♪ Heads will roll ♪

492
00:33:43,580 --> 00:33:44,790
♪ Heads will roll ♪

493
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:46,040
♪ On the floor ♪

494
00:33:47,250 --> 00:33:49,790
♪ Looking glass ♪

495
00:33:50,950 --> 00:33:53,750
♪ Take the past ♪

496
00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:57,160
♪ Shut your eyes ♪

497
00:33:58,290 --> 00:34:01,080
♪ Mirror lies ♪

498
00:34:01,790 --> 00:34:04,750
♪ Looking glass ♪

499
00:34:05,450 --> 00:34:08,290
♪ Take the past ♪

500
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:11,790
♪ Shut your eyes ♪

501
00:34:12,660 --> 00:34:15,450
♪ Mirror lies ♪

502
00:34:15,450 --> 00:34:17,910
♪ Off, off, off with your head ♪

503
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,290
♪ Dance, dance, dance 'til you're dead ♪

504
00:34:22,700 --> 00:34:24,700
♪ Off, off, off with your head ♪